A letter to a friend

Apr 8

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Dear Julio,

Please make your plastic salsa containers easier to open. My fingers are bleeding.

Warmest regards,
your friend Thad

P.S. I usually prefer to eat the hot salsa, but sometimes better judgment leads me to cut it with a bit of mild to spare my innards. Perhaps you could consider a medium version for gringos like me who have a taste for spicy paired with dubious digestive tolerance. Many thanks.

Hotsalsa

About thad

I'm Thad. I'm just a dude. With a beard. And a family. And a house. And the ability to write in complete sentences when I so choose. For reference, see the first two sentences in this paragraph. And the last one that references the first two. I also pastor (with some other guys) the weirdest group of normal people on the planet, and when we all get together we let people call us community church. I wouldn't trade them for your weird normal people for all the tea in China. I might consider an offer involving homemade banana pudding, but only on the hard days.

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