Holy crap

Posted on February 21, 2009 by thad

Dear Jesus: I saw that church billboard in Houston where they used a cross instead of a "t." On behalf of the rest of us: sorry. Love, thad 8 years ago
Dear Jesus: Is Chris Farley in heaven? I know he was a mess but I can’t believe you’d let the Devil have Matt Foley for eternity. Love, thad 8 years ago
Dear Jesus: I know you're the Prince of Peace, but could you ignore this thing between the Yankees and Jeter a bit longer? TIA. Love, thad 8 years ago
Dear Jesus: Just saw LeBron was nominated for Time's Person of the Year. Did you come get all the other persons and I missed it? Love, thad 8 years ago
Dear Jesus: Please come quickly. And if you don't, is there any chance I could go to sleep and wake up after election day? TIA. Love, thad 8 years ago

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