My apologies to those of you who were confused by the weird posts of the last week. It was necessary for me to communicate in that way to root out a sneaky little stinker who was toying with me via strange web searches. It seems my post on the searches leading to my site inspired someone to concoct as many bizarre and disturbing searches possible that would, by some odd combination of words, lead to my site. I would then discover this search. It became a fairly entertaining game of cat and mouse, and I eventually nabbed the Blog-Search Bandit. His name is Efrain, and he is now in the custody of a secret ops squad who are at liberty to use all sorts of creative interrogation techniques. Good luck, Efrain.