Don’t mess with Gloria and Shoats. Especially Gloria. [Suggestion: This story plays best when you give your imagination liberty to animate Gloria. I suspect your imagination won’t do her justice. As you read what she says, remember it’s rural Georgia.]
home anywhere 
Mental Note** Rob the grocery store/cafe 70 miles East of Atlanta, so as to have cash for the great breakfast biscuits on the West side. Is Gloria short for Ballbuster?
Is it dirty of me to think this is kind of awesome? Does that make me a… republican?