Okay, this may be better than my Webster dream. Gary Coleman is running for governor in California. Now, come on. Could you have ever imagined that you’d witness a gubernatorial race that featured Ah-nold squaring off against Arnold whatchu-talkin-bout-Willis Drummond (squaring off against Gallagher) anywhere but on Saturday Night Live? It’s really happening.
…which just proves my theory: people in New York and California are nuts.