Okay, this may be better than my Webster dream. Gary Coleman is running for governor in California. Now, come on. Could you have ever imagined that you’d witness a gubernatorial race that featured Ah-nold squaring off against Arnold whatchu-talkin-bout-Willis Drummond (squaring off against Gallagher) anywhere but on Saturday Night Live? It’s really happening.

…which just proves my theory: people in New York and California are nuts.

Most days I miss home. This is one of those days that I don’t…

After sweltering through a record high temperature on Wednesday, Dallas-area residents braced for a double dose of misery today. “We are once again the bulls-eye for the heat, with temperatures 105 to 107 degrees across North Texas,” said WFAA-TV (Channel 8) meteorologist Steve McCauley, noting that the region is also the target of a level red air pollution alert.